it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
I can't turn off my feet"
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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