You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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