Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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