The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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