If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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