READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
you traded sex for a burrito?
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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