Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
I deserve this hangover.
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