Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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