I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
he fucked my hip out of place.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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