oh god the rape fog is back!
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
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