He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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