Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
Seriously, I was a high class hooker. I was snorting shit Rachel, white powder, lines formed with credit cards, the dudes house was beautiful. Magnum condom. Adorable puppy dog. Pretty sure at some point I was sleeping on a washing machine. Boxing Gloves.
Those were the highlights of my night.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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