it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
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who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
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