There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
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