i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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