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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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