I will die if light touches me.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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