yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
