so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
i think im in europe. pls send help
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
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