Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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