Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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