he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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