I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Girls should come with a carfax report
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
I had to cum in my sink.
Randomize
