how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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