fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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