Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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