I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
i'm the matthew mcconaghey of this party. i'm too old, and too high.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
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