party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Mom said you looked used
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
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