How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
i dont even know how to be here
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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