you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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