I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
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