The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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