Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
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