come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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