i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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