covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
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