If that was your dad, he is hot
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
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