The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
Randomize
