The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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