We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
Panties = found
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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