so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
home. puking in laundry basket.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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