Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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