Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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