I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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