So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
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