Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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