you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
