oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
ttyl tear gas
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
True strength comes from lack of pants
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
