his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
Slut skills are useful in every country.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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