She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
The feeling are messing with the penis
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
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