It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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