I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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