You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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