No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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