they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
i believe in u and ur pee
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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