'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
I love you. Go after that dick
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